“I live in the Solana Towers on Wall Street in the penthouse suite. My name is Patrick Bapeman. I believe in taking care of my portfolio and curating a selection of NFTs and meme coin gems. In the morning, if my face looks a little rough from the screen time, I’ll put on an ice mask while reviewing my trades. Then I apply a herb-mint facial masque for 10 minutes while I check the latest streetwear drops I will acquire spending $BAPEMAN. There is an idea of a Patrick Bapeman; some kind of abstraction… But there is no real me. Only a meme. Something illusory… And though you can speculate on me as a virtual token, I simply am not there”.