"Hi... I'm not in the best shape, am I? I know, at the moment I'm more grill than "Bill", which by the way, it´s my name. I have my little body all roasted... but come on, I at least managed to get away from the terrible human hands. As you can imagine I don't have many hobbies or ambitions in life. Just because I was never given an opportunity for such thing to happen. You humans, you don't deserve me, I know I'm tasty but you don't see us eating you, so knock it off. Love, Bill."